Well Well Well…
Here we are again sweet peaches – another show so rad the Gods have awaken me from my slumber to inform you of it. Don’t blink while you’re reading this must be taken in all in one stare.
SATURDAY THE SECOND OF MAY – @ YOUNG CAMELOT.
There will be the debuting of VAYA’s Stay Rad Forever Pt. 1 – and don’t worry your dumb heads. They will.
Starting out the night is KA MALITA, oh you like normal time signatures and bar chords… oh no thats cool – you CAN CRAMMIT. Smooth and math-y, yule just love em.
next is the Space Jam of two pieces. FOUL TIP – Thats right i said it. Super catchy dual vocal sorta harmonies and Growly ass bass tones. Its as contagious as a ball pit full of two year olds. (they have a split w/ LIL TITS beeteedubs. put your ears on it.)
Then its SEXY FIGHTS – (oddly enough is also the name of my Enter The Dragon reboot starring Lucy Liu and Anderson Cooper). They’re drowned in synth and soothing vocal lines mixed with driven drums. But please come up for a breath get a drink and try not to swoon.
GRANDKIDS. GRANDKIDS. GRANDKIDS. all of them. all day. If are intolerant of gentle swaying and builds that make you stomp your feet uncontrollably- well you know, then shut up
Next my darlings we have OSHWA, if you haven’t OSHWA’d prior to this date – shame on your soul, but there is time… there is still time. They have a start and stop choppy tightness that is just so great – not to mention incredibly melodic vocal lines like little doves chasing mice up and down stairs – you’ll like it – you’ll love it -you’ll find my analogy APT! APT I SAY!
And thats it – thats the night.
PSYCHEEEEE!!! totally got you. lets play pogs.
THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
VAYA: STAY RAD FOREVER.
I Get it- its the end of the night, your mind is so blown by what you’ve seen that you’re thinking – maybe i’m full… maybe I better quit while I’m ahead – maybe there is just only so much good that one human can handle.
do me a favor.
Just one favor.
STOP BEING A BIG DUMB STUPID DUMB IDIOT and DANCE!
This night will reduce your brain to soup, but like
Get there drink drinks- buy everyone’s merch -and of course thank me…
Because I told you so.
Captain Dingus Esq.
RSVP via Facebook and get there early, this one will definitely fill up fast!